Archeologist Found 2,000 Ancient
Archeologist recently discovered 2,000 curlicues of gold during an excavation in the Danish town of Boeslunde. What are these things? Did someone uncover Fabio's secret pube landfill from manscaping?
Or was it the ancient old fashioned Danish way of having a Jheri Curl?
I'm pretty sure that back in the day they didn't have Soul Glo. How else would the ancient Danish be able to let his golden curls soul glow. What would they be used for? They were used to make curly golden wigs. Case closed!