A Grip Of UFOs Spotted Dancing
Last week a ton of UFOs were seen having an impromptu synchronized dance over Bakersfield, CA. My bet is they were on their way to Vegas for a bachelorette party. They had plans to hover over Sin City and let loose, but they got lost because of drinking and flying, so instead their asses ended up in Bakersfield. What else would they be doing in Bakersfield? Cow probing?
Apparently the dancing in the sky got the locals in a tizzy because they reported the wild bunch to Mufon. Apparently Bakersfield doesn't take kindly to outsiders. Especially blue ones partying it up like it's 1999.