UFOs & Airplanes: Near Misses & Mid-Air
I'm always confused when I hear the term "near miss." What does that even mean? They should call them "near-hits" because that's what they do. They nearly hit in mid-air. "Near miss" is such a boring term that people don't pay attention to on the news when a story breaks. I think it's because "near miss" sounds like the incident was no big deal. There was no mid air collision, so why would someone give a frogs fat-ass about a story that "almost" happened... but totally didn't. It's so anticlimactic.
The people in charge need to change the mid air collision terminology to something more intriguing and exciting. It would be way better for everything if they referred to "near misses" as "near mid air explosions" or "near mid air implosions" or "near mid air nosedive" or even "near mid air everyone crapped their pants, but no one died."
Below is a video that displays several cases of "near mid air everyone crapped their pants, but no one died." Each clip focused on collisions that were narrowly avoided between an Airplane and a UFO. Maybe aliens are just horrible pilots....
UFO Have Mid-Air Collision in Russia
Just like humans, ET's like to indulge in Russia's water of the nation, vodka. Apparently, two drunk ET's vacationing in the skies over St. Petersburg had a little bit too much to drink when they decided they were still ok to fly home. The two ET's decided to take off in their UFO's just like Goose and Maverick and ended up crashing into each other. The collision ended up causing quite a stir in St. Petersburg. The witnesses below saw the mid-air collision take place over Vladimir Putin's hometown on July 6th.
According to Inquisitr, Russian police said they were investigating a mystery incident captured on camera that appears to show the moment that two UFO's collided and exploded mid-air over St. Petersburg-President Vladimir Putin's hometown on July 6th.
A witness, a Russian student Ana Zhmaeva, recorded the incident. She thought she was filming a mid-air collision between planes flying over the city in western Russia.