World UFO Day
Guess what Betches? Today is "World UFO Day"! So get you fun hats on and celebrate! I hope you're enjoying this mini holiday as much as I am. I'm celebrating the crap out of this day. Just to give you an idea on how I celebrate "World UFO Day," I'm celebrating World UFO Day, the same way Prince celebrated New Year's Eve 1999. Just kidding. I'm making a mini sculpture of the Devil's Tower out of my mashed potatoes from the dinner my mother just served me. Whatever, I'll do what I want! I'm an adult.
Happy World UFO Day everyone!